Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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