So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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