She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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