she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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