we're blogging at a bar
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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