guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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