i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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