Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Use "feeling words"
Yay
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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