dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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