What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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