So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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