Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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