Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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