It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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