Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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