i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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