i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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