I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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