Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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