So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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