so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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