i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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