Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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