She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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