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(650): View more from California

So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?

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No its what 21 year olds are made for

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(303): View more from Colorado

And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?

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That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.

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