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(914): View more from New York

Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.

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(760): View more from California

my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...

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(519): View more from Ontario

Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.

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(561): View more from Florida

I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

did you fuck him yet?

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hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that

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(224): View more from Illinois

get to allyx's house asap

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Ok is everything ok

(224): View more from Illinois

Yeah, theres just lesbians

(312): View more from Illinois

omg yes on my way

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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...

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(917): View more from New York City

Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.

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