I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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