Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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