It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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