my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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