so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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