I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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