Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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