Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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