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just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south

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(207): View more from Maine

I think we should see other people.

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Already working on it.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous

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(323): View more from California

Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.

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(434): View more from Virginia

i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome

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(573): View more from Missouri

It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

That was so not worth putting pants on for.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.

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