In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Sorry my hands just texted you
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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