I hope mine doesn't look like that
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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