so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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