Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
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i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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