After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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