I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
That accounts for only three of the penises
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
