I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
If I die, sorry about rent.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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