IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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