Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You work out of a Hotel?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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