She is in my trunk
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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