Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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