then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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