need another drink. this is the easiest way
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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