Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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