well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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