We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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