Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Randomize
