is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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