Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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